You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
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I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
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Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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