I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
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Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
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I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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