have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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