You work out of a Hotel?
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
They have beer where we have blood.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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