why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
well, you know. whores of a feather.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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