so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
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So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
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Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
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