So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
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She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
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Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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