Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
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He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
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Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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