OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
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If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
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Dicks are not precious.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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