i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Holy sore nipples Batman
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Randomize
