she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
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we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
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What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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