she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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