She said her name was "party"
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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