My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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