Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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