She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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