I wish I could teleport
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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