AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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