I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
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I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
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Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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