i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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