i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
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