You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
operation harelip BJ is a go
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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