So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
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We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
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I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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