so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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