Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
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I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
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No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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