I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
Randomize