Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
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Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
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I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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