I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
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right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
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Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Can vaginas get frostbite?
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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