My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
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having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
You took a bar mat shot.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
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"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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