Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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