If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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