you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Holy sore nipples Batman
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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