shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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