Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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