I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
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gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
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Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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