eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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