He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
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Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
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I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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