dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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