i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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