I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
he was CRYING into my vagina
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
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This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
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My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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