just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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