so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
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