It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Dear god my vagina.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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