You surviving the open bar?
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Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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