Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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