She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
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I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
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it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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