i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
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I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
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He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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