I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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