Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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