I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
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All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Dicks are not precious.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
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