Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
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I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
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lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I know her cup size but not her name....
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