hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
it hurts more in the daytime
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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