ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Someone shattered a urinal.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
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